How names affect your dessert and your bakery business.
Are you a baking enthusiast trying to impress guests or may be simply your loved ones? Or a food blogger trying to make your mark in the world of baking? Or are you a pastry chef setting up your own patisserie? Take it from the horse’s mouth that a flirty twist in naming your desserts, your baking goods or even your bakery will take it a long way in building identity and also give it what we call ‘a brand recall’. For example? Godber’s light-as-air cream puff, Magnolia Bakery’s banana pudding {yes, from devil wears Prada and Sex and the City} or Dominique Ansel Bakery’s Cro-nut in New York City which is a classic combination of donut and croissant and Bakerbot’s handcrafted ice-cream sandwiches. There is a romance in the name and that’s what you’ll be looking for to make people fall in love with your pastries, head over heels.
A close friend used to tell with every dessert you sell you will be giving away a bit of your love and a bit of after-dessert-depression to the customer. He better cry for the dessert, telling its name. The logic is simple. A fabulous dessert from a fabulous bakery needs a fabulous name to make history. A name that will be thought of with longing, a name that will be remembered with drools and a name that will eventually personify the entire dish and by extension, the bakery! When it’s about who you are, you better be known with a fantastic name for what you do. No? But that’s just the place. What bout the products?
Eaton mess and Slutty brownies: Naming done so right!
The same logic applies to baked goods too and the trick is in generating curiosity! Eaton Mess is not messy, slutty brownies are not slutty. But they define the place from where they come, the characteristic of the dessert so well that if you heard once, you’d remember forever. It could have been easily called Eaton Meringue trifle considering the only replacement is meringue and perhaps no custard, but someone very clever chose to name it Eaton Mess keeping its place of origin, where it’s served and how its served all clubbed into a single name. This dessert is traditionally served at Eaton College’s annual cricket game against Harrow School. Pastry genius Lorraine Pascale did her own version of it and she calls it (Lorraine’s) neat and tidy Eaton mess. Clever naming there too and a perfect brand recall when you want Eaton Mess from Pascale.
Coming to slutty brownies, what could have been easily called a gooey brownie was named slutty brownie because its “easy” (know what we mean) and well, just a tad bit dirty in behavior (Yes, it crumbles). Such a fitting name and there isn’t a chance of getting it wrong, when you bite one.
But again there’s Pandowdy, Buckles, Slumps and Grunts: Why aren’t we eating them?
Of course we wouldn’t know about these traditional American all apple desserts because as Stephanie Butler from History TV writes, “Perhaps if apple slump had a better name we would still be eating it”. Sharing ancestors in the apple pie, these apple desserts had very little variations with regards to baking ingredients and had America by its collar till the late 90’s. The only thing that their inventors did wrong is keeping the most cumbersome and non appetizing names in the history of dessert nomenclature. No wonder they are all America’s forgotten fruit desserts. There is still no clarity as to why the-cobbler-like-dessert was called Pandowdy! Cobbler is so much better!
Name your desserts and your bakery
with a bit of romance and a bit of flirty fun. That’s what all that sugar is going to do to your customers- which is to make them fall in love- and with a mouthful of love they’ll say thy desserts name. It better be historic.